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Campagne US : Obama / Clinton / McCain
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Re: Campagne US : Obama / Clinton / McCain 15 décembre 2008, 01:14 |
Hahaha, mais il a de bons réflexes le Bush ! 
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Re: Campagne US : Obama / Clinton / McCain 20 janvier 2009, 07:36 |
Comment ça se fait ? Ca prouve qu'il y a un niveau d'intelligence pas trop bas sur ce forum.
J'ai rarement vu des âneries pareilles.
J'ai rarement vu des âneries pareilles.
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Re: Campagne US : Obama / Clinton / McCain 20 janvier 2009, 08:26 |
Cette "technique" d'interpretation des mots s'appelle la "guematria", du mot grec "geometrie". C'est une degenerescence de la pensee juive traditionnelle. Les (vrais) rabbins considerent la "guematria" comme un simple jeu de l'esprit ni ne prouve rien, ne change rien a l'ordre du monde. Une sorte de SUZUKI qu'utilisent les talmudistes pour se divertir.
Si je prends le plus long mot de la langue francaise (anticonstitutionnellement), je pourrais passer des heures a trouver toutes sortes de combinaisons, de rapprochements approximatifs, etc...Mais - helas- jamais la prochaine combinaison gagnante du tierce ou du loto
Si je prends le plus long mot de la langue francaise (anticonstitutionnellement), je pourrais passer des heures a trouver toutes sortes de combinaisons, de rapprochements approximatifs, etc...Mais - helas- jamais la prochaine combinaison gagnante du tierce ou du loto
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Re: Campagne US : Obama / Clinton / McCain 20 janvier 2009, 08:32 |
Effectivement, en cherchant bien (et surtout si on n'est pas très fûté), on peut trouver toutes les interprétations possibles et imaginables à ce qu'on veut. Qui se dévoue pour analyser "Lambda" et prouver que c'est le messie qu'on attend depuis si longtemps ?
En plus, ce mec au chapeau noir (déjà un mauvais point pour lui) est imbu de lui-même à un point...
En plus, ce mec au chapeau noir (déjà un mauvais point pour lui) est imbu de lui-même à un point...
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Re: Campagne US : Obama / Clinton / McCain 20 janvier 2009, 18:49 |
BONNE CHANCE OBAMA ! A CHACUN SES CROYANCES.
Pièces jointes:
Pièces jointes:
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Re: Campagne US : Obama / Clinton / McCain 21 janvier 2009, 02:59 |
Un article très drôle : Lisez jusqu'au bout
In Morocco, Obama Is Already Hard at Work
'When I Say Obama, People Smile. Not Just Americans, Everybody!'
By JO LING KENT
MARRAKECH, Morocco, Jan 20, 2009 —
Today, Barack Obama will take office and get to work solving the myriad challenges that face America. But the 44th president has already been hard at work making change in Morocco. And that's without a stimulus package.
Wandering through hundreds of tightly packed food stands on the main square in Marrakech, the economic downturn is evident. Typically packed tables are often empty at dinnertime, and hawkers clamor for tourists' business more aggressively than ever before -- though always staying friendly to a fault.
While most hawkers drown one another out with banal pitches ("I give you best price!"
, the manager of stand 123 won't let the financial crisis cramp his style.
As we wandered through the food stands, this rotund middle-aged man stopped me in my tracks to show off the Obama-Biden campaign button pinned to his jacket.
"Yes we can! Yes we can!" Ahmed bellowed in the square. "It's time for change! Obama-Biden 2008!
"There's not a black America and white America and Latino America and Asian America, there's the United States of America!" he proclaimed, grinning as he gently placed a menu into my hand.
While my friend and I were absolutely baffled by his uncanny ability to mimic Obama, Ahmed led us to a little plastic table at his food stand. Just like that, with a little smooth talking, he got our business.
But Ahmed didn't stop with the 2004 Democratic Convention speech; he had an impressive repertoire. If Obama said it on the news, he seemed to know it. From the president-elect's election night victory speech to his 2007 Springfield, Ill., candidacy declaration, Ahmed quoted from speech after speech.
Why quote Obama? Why not extol the virtues of your food? Where's the business sense in that?
"Tourists from all over the world love Obama. Everyone knows him," he explained in English. "We love Obama because he is a good man. Good ideas. Better than Bush."
Although he lives thousands of miles away, Obama has allowed Ahmed to transcend the awkwardness of hawking his food to wary tourists.
"I don't like to bother people, but I have a business and family," he admits. "When I say 'Obama,' people smile. Not just Americans, everybody! Moroccans love him too. He is like us."
Then he boiled it down to the bottom line.
"Then we make good business together. Hope! Change!"
Obama Price vs. Bush Price
Ahmed isn't the only one putting Obama to work before his first day in the Oval Office. Across the square, I met Rabi, a jewelry shop merchant, who said Obama helps tourists get better deals.
To find out if this was true, I conducted an experiment.
After extensive haggling over the price of earrings and no agreement in sight, Rabi looked at me, heaved a melodramatic sigh, and leaned across the glass case.
"Ok, you are American," he said as he scrutinized my face. I couldn't say no so I nodded.
"Well you are lucky, miss. America is very special now," Rabi said. "Barack Obama is president."
Smiling with his whole face, he declared, "So I give you Obama price! Obama&good man, so I give you good price. No Bush price anymore."
What was the difference between the Obama and Bush prices?
"Bush price? Very high," Rabi said, raising his hand several inches above his head. "For eight years, I charge Bush price." "But for you, we are friends and Obama is a special president. He will solve problems. He will be fair. So, I give you fair price," he said as he lowered his hand to his belly.
"Good family too," Rabi smiled, conceding another two inches. "This Obama price is my last price. Final."
Although that was not actually the last price when the earrings were purchased (we finally reached my Obama price), the invocation of the next president definitely made what is normally a long, exhausting (even hunger-inducing) bargaining process fun.
Plus, with the money I saved at Rabi's shop, I returned to Ahmed's food stand to buy a post-haggling snack.
Now, how's that for an Obama stimulus package?
Copyright © 2009 ABC News Internet Ventures
[abcnews.go.com]
Et un des commentaires : The day after the eleciton I was in France, standing in line to buy a special edition newspaper from an elderly street vendor in Moroccan dress. As I dropped the coins into his hand I said, “Je suis américain!”. He jumped up with sparkling eyes and began shouting “Americain - Americain! Obama number one!” Everyone in line broke into big smiles. It was the first time since pre-Iraq I’d experienced such open warmth toward Americans.
idahogirl888 Jan-20
In Morocco, Obama Is Already Hard at Work
'When I Say Obama, People Smile. Not Just Americans, Everybody!'
By JO LING KENT
MARRAKECH, Morocco, Jan 20, 2009 —
Today, Barack Obama will take office and get to work solving the myriad challenges that face America. But the 44th president has already been hard at work making change in Morocco. And that's without a stimulus package.
Wandering through hundreds of tightly packed food stands on the main square in Marrakech, the economic downturn is evident. Typically packed tables are often empty at dinnertime, and hawkers clamor for tourists' business more aggressively than ever before -- though always staying friendly to a fault.
While most hawkers drown one another out with banal pitches ("I give you best price!"
, the manager of stand 123 won't let the financial crisis cramp his style.
As we wandered through the food stands, this rotund middle-aged man stopped me in my tracks to show off the Obama-Biden campaign button pinned to his jacket.
"Yes we can! Yes we can!" Ahmed bellowed in the square. "It's time for change! Obama-Biden 2008!
"There's not a black America and white America and Latino America and Asian America, there's the United States of America!" he proclaimed, grinning as he gently placed a menu into my hand.
While my friend and I were absolutely baffled by his uncanny ability to mimic Obama, Ahmed led us to a little plastic table at his food stand. Just like that, with a little smooth talking, he got our business.
But Ahmed didn't stop with the 2004 Democratic Convention speech; he had an impressive repertoire. If Obama said it on the news, he seemed to know it. From the president-elect's election night victory speech to his 2007 Springfield, Ill., candidacy declaration, Ahmed quoted from speech after speech.
Why quote Obama? Why not extol the virtues of your food? Where's the business sense in that?
"Tourists from all over the world love Obama. Everyone knows him," he explained in English. "We love Obama because he is a good man. Good ideas. Better than Bush."
Although he lives thousands of miles away, Obama has allowed Ahmed to transcend the awkwardness of hawking his food to wary tourists.
"I don't like to bother people, but I have a business and family," he admits. "When I say 'Obama,' people smile. Not just Americans, everybody! Moroccans love him too. He is like us."
Then he boiled it down to the bottom line.
"Then we make good business together. Hope! Change!"
Obama Price vs. Bush Price
Ahmed isn't the only one putting Obama to work before his first day in the Oval Office. Across the square, I met Rabi, a jewelry shop merchant, who said Obama helps tourists get better deals.
To find out if this was true, I conducted an experiment.
After extensive haggling over the price of earrings and no agreement in sight, Rabi looked at me, heaved a melodramatic sigh, and leaned across the glass case.
"Ok, you are American," he said as he scrutinized my face. I couldn't say no so I nodded.
"Well you are lucky, miss. America is very special now," Rabi said. "Barack Obama is president."
Smiling with his whole face, he declared, "So I give you Obama price! Obama&good man, so I give you good price. No Bush price anymore."
What was the difference between the Obama and Bush prices?
"Bush price? Very high," Rabi said, raising his hand several inches above his head. "For eight years, I charge Bush price." "But for you, we are friends and Obama is a special president. He will solve problems. He will be fair. So, I give you fair price," he said as he lowered his hand to his belly.
"Good family too," Rabi smiled, conceding another two inches. "This Obama price is my last price. Final."
Although that was not actually the last price when the earrings were purchased (we finally reached my Obama price), the invocation of the next president definitely made what is normally a long, exhausting (even hunger-inducing) bargaining process fun.
Plus, with the money I saved at Rabi's shop, I returned to Ahmed's food stand to buy a post-haggling snack.
Now, how's that for an Obama stimulus package?
Copyright © 2009 ABC News Internet Ventures
[abcnews.go.com]
Et un des commentaires : The day after the eleciton I was in France, standing in line to buy a special edition newspaper from an elderly street vendor in Moroccan dress. As I dropped the coins into his hand I said, “Je suis américain!”. He jumped up with sparkling eyes and began shouting “Americain - Americain! Obama number one!” Everyone in line broke into big smiles. It was the first time since pre-Iraq I’d experienced such open warmth toward Americans.
idahogirl888 Jan-20
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Re: Campagne US : Obama / Clinton / McCain 21 janvier 2009, 05:14 |
Souiri a écrit:
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> Nos CHERS marrakchis resteront toujours nos CHERS
> marrakchis!
>
Les marrakchis sont les meilleurs !
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> Nos CHERS marrakchis resteront toujours nos CHERS
> marrakchis!
>
Les marrakchis sont les meilleurs !
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Re: Campagne US : Obama / Clinton / McCain 28 janvier 2009, 03:57 |
MAUVAIS ESPRIT.
Il m'arrive de faire preuve parfois de ce qu'on appelle "un mauvais esprit". Jugez-en.
Parmi toutes les mesures proposees par Barak Ombama et son equipe pour relancer l'economie americaine, et qui s'elevent a plus de 800 milliards de $$, une seule a attire mon attention. Il s'agit du projet d'accorder un credit de 25 millions de $$ au "Medicaid" (assurance maladie des bas revenus) afin de financer la distribution gratuite de preservatifs parmi la population pauvre.
Les Republicains se sont eleves avec vehemence contre ce projet, pour un ensemble de raisons morales, religieuses et (aussi) economiques. Barak Obama, dans un souci de concorde, a finalement retire ce poste dans son plan de redressement (sans jeu de mots ).
Lequel plan comporte des centaines d'autres projets, plus "serieux", bien entendu.
Il m'arrive de faire preuve parfois de ce qu'on appelle "un mauvais esprit". Jugez-en.
Parmi toutes les mesures proposees par Barak Ombama et son equipe pour relancer l'economie americaine, et qui s'elevent a plus de 800 milliards de $$, une seule a attire mon attention. Il s'agit du projet d'accorder un credit de 25 millions de $$ au "Medicaid" (assurance maladie des bas revenus) afin de financer la distribution gratuite de preservatifs parmi la population pauvre.
Les Republicains se sont eleves avec vehemence contre ce projet, pour un ensemble de raisons morales, religieuses et (aussi) economiques. Barak Obama, dans un souci de concorde, a finalement retire ce poste dans son plan de redressement (sans jeu de mots
).
Lequel plan comporte des centaines d'autres projets, plus "serieux", bien entendu.
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Re: Campagne US : Obama / Clinton / McCain 28 janvier 2009, 04:19 |
Hé oui, c'est ça les démocrates : ils augmentent les impôts pour multiplier les programmes sociaux. Leur dernière fantaisie, les prêts immobiliers à la portée de tous (financée par devinez qui), est en train de nous coûter très cher, merci Carter. Medicaid est gratuit, qu'est-ce qu'ils veulent de plus ?
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Re: Campagne US : Obama / Clinton / McCain 28 janvier 2009, 04:47 |
surfeuse a écrit:
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> Medicaid est gratuit, qu'est-ce qu'ils veulent de
> plus ?
Reponse: des preservatifs !
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> Medicaid est gratuit, qu'est-ce qu'ils veulent de
> plus ?
Reponse: des preservatifs
!
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Re: Campagne US : Obama / Clinton / McCain 29 janvier 2009, 04:57 |
Si ce n'était que ça, mon pauvre Yod Lamed-Daled !
Les démocrates nous ont habitués à bien pire, comme le marché des sub-prime qui vient de se casser la figure.
Samekh Lamed
Les démocrates nous ont habitués à bien pire, comme le marché des sub-prime qui vient de se casser la figure.
Samekh Lamed
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