BILINGUES ? POSTS IN ENGLISH

LISON,

The future of the Arab and Muslim nation will come from the courage of women but not small because many large and courageous women who are not necessarily as Wafa Sultan.
Not forgetting also the courage of the opposite sex please :d

And this will happen, when religion becomes a personal affair only.

You have made much laugh at your joke.
Thanks and keep well

BEST REGARD

Aamir,

Thank you.

can you imagine that poor little 8 year old girl! my heart goes out for her.

Lison

YOU'RE WELCOME LISON

My heart goes too out for her!
But sorry, I don't see how you speak daughter exactly! I have read just your last two messages.
I will try to read it all after.

aamir,

réponds en français, je post en anglais; mais nous on a pas besoin d'écrire en anglais.

OK ?

Lison

WHY!!!

Aamir,

si c'est plus facile pour toi. pourquoi pas ? je n'ai pas compris
"you speak daughter exactly" que veus tu dire ?
Lison

-Ah d’accord, je comprends maintenant mieux.
Certes ce n’est pas si facile pour moi en ce moment puisque je suis en train d’améliorer mon anglais ce qui fait que je dois lire et également prendre l’initiative d’écrire aussi.
Mais bien entendu, ce devrait être compréhensible en effet.

A travers un moteur de traduction automatique, qui m'a joué ce tour, le mot «daughter»= «fille», apparemment ce n’est pas un synonyme de «girl» alors!
Donc je voulais dire :
Je ne vois pas de quelle fille tu parles exactement !===
: I don't see how you speak daughter exactly!

Sinon pour le reste, c'est bien clair ?

Voilà et désolé pour le désagrément encourru.

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-Mais de quoi on se mêle!!!
pfff...restons poli...

bonsoir AAMIR

TU AS RAISON FISTON DE QUOI ON SE MELE!!!!!
bonne nuit...LAURA

BONSOIR MA CHERE LAURA,
merci et j'espère que tu te portes merveilleusement bien.
Bonne nuit aussi...

Cher Aamir

c'est amusant ces moteurs de recherches de traductions.

Il y a une photo de la petite fille de 8 ans tout de noir vêtue, qui s'est enfuie pour demander le divorce aux juges de son pays. son père l'a forcé à épouser un gas de 22 ans qui la violait. Il y a sa photo en début du post.

I know about your handicap, keep-on learning, you are amazing. all the doors will open in front of you, you are a good kid !!

Lison

HAG SAMEAH

For those of you who don't have the patience to sit thru a full Seder:

-The Two-Minute Haggadah - A Passover service for the impatient.



Opening prayers:
Thanks, God, for creating wine. (Drink wine.)
Thanks for creating produce. (Eat parsley.)

Overview: Once we were slaves in Egypt. Now we're free.

That's why we're doing this.

Four questions:
1. What's up with the matzoh?
2. What's the deal with horseradish?
3. What's with the dipping of the herbs?
4. What's this whole slouching at the table business?
Answers:
1. When we left Egypt, we were in a hurry. There was no time for making decent bread.
2. Life was bitter, like horseradish.
3. It's called symbolism.
4. Free people get to slouch.

A funny story: Once, these five rabbis talked all night, then it was morning. (Heat soup now.)

The four kinds of children and how to deal with them:
Wise child-explain Passover.
Simple child-explain Passover slowly.
Silent child-explain Passover loudly.
Wicked child-brow beat in front of the relatives.
Speaking of children: We hid some matzoh.

Whoever finds it gets five bucks.

The story of Passover:
It's a long time ago. We're slaves in Egypt. Pharaoh is a nightmare. We cry out for help. God brings plagues upon the Egyptians. We escape, bake some matzoh. God parts the Red Sea. We make it through. The Egyptians aren't so lucky. We wander 40 years in the desert, eat manna, get the Torah, wind up in Israel, get a new temple, enjoy several years without being persecuted again. (Let brisket cool now.)
The 10 Plagues: Blood, Frogs, Lice, you name it.

The singing of 'Dayenu':
If God had gotten us out of Egypt and not punished our enemies, it would've been enough. If He'd punished our enemies and not parted the Red Sea, it would've been enough. If He'd parted the Red Sea (remove gefilte fish from refrigerator now.) etc.
Eat matzoh. Drink more wine. Slouch.
Thanks again, God, for everything.
SERVE MEAL.
Say Grace. Drink more wine. Sing some more songs. Try to stay awake.
Who knows one? Who knows two through thirteen?
Dad bought a goat for two zuzim. Everyone beats up every one until God steps in.
Go to sleep.
Do it again another night.

Happy Passover to all !!!

DEAR LISON,
Thank you very much, you are a wonderful woman!
God protect you

HAPPY PASSOVER
PESSA SAMA

Remember the Archibishop of Canterbury and what he said about having some charia laws in England,

well........

The Archbishop of Canterbury has almost got his way!

British weather has been declared Muslim

It's partly Sunni but mostly Shi'ite !!!!


mdr
Lison

What an appropriate description for the british weather ! LOL

We had a sunni sunday in Paris too ! Lol ...damn good one lison !

La logique ne s'attendrit pas. [V. Hugo]

Yossi Harel,
interpreté par paul Newman "Exodus"
la vraie histoire.

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charmante grandmère !!!

When Grandma Goes To Court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

‘If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.'

Watch out ...
Grandma is watching you !!

La logique ne s'attendrit pas. [V. Hugo]